Rose Tyler’s Got A Great Big Gun

Rose Tyler’s got a great big gun.
Wanna watch her make those Daleks run?

They’ve done gone and stolen the Earth,
But, like Ianto, we can still find mirth.

Defender’s get together in a conference call,
They won’t go idly to the coming fall.

And Rose Tyler’s got a great big gun.
Can’t you just see her make those Daleks run!

Hey Harriet Jones! (No please don’t say it!)
Are you dead to humanity? Are you gonna betray it?

But Rose Tyler’s got a great big gun.
We’ll watch her make those Daleks run!

Look Captain Jack’s got a big gun too!
Oh, tell us something we never knew.

No, never apologize Sarah Jane!
Dalek’s don’t go for that old refrain.

Yep Rose Tyler’s got a great big gun.
Heck yes, let’s see her make those Daleks run!

Look at Gwen, all bullets and grrr!
And there’s Ianto standing right by her.

Donna’s back’s clear but a mystery’s still there
If she dies now it’ll be so unfair.

Hah, Rose Tyler’s got a great big gun.
Wanna watch her make those Daleks run!

Doctor’s name’s lost in the Cascade…
But is regeneration just a masquerade?

And phew Martha’s alive and she’s got that maguffin key,
So let’s just save the Earth and be home in time for tea!

Still Rose Tyler’s got a great big gun.
Whatever happens, this has sure been fun!